when you teach your mama

look.this is my MAMA.she is learning how to use the computer.shhhh! ;)

and yes,thats the tittle for this entry! :)

alright,this is MY experience teaching mama, how to use the computer. yaa fine she attended a few classes on using microsoft word,microsoft excel and everything. but weyy. that was a few years ago and suddenly she came with this idea.

"ape kata..you teach me how to use those IT benda2 tu.i want to know how to print the documents."
wait.ma? nak print je? takkan tak tau? oh im sooooo not good in teaching. once,fiqah said that i am not a good teacher.asyik marah je.hohoh. so yesterday actually, she came in this room while im using the computer and she insisted me to teach her.oh fine mama.have a seat.yesterday,she typed the document about the registration thingy for her kindergaden.eh how actually to spell it ah? haha.

i dont know how to explain what happened.but here's the conv;

mama:nak tekan mana?
me:tu tekan start pastu all programs.cari la program apa you want to use.
mama:alaaa.i want to use the boxes2 type.
me: (what???) oh.excel.haa cari la.
mama:ok lepastu?
me: la.click laaaaaa mouse tuuuu!
mama:left or right click?
me: ???! -dussshhh- kiri.
mama: then?
me: so then you type what you want to type! :) hurahhh!

left her for a while and suddenly dengar mama jerit nama aku.haiyooo!

mama: macamana nak samakan all those things?
macamana nak kirikan bda tu?
how to make it at the center?
how to go to the next box?
how to...how to..how to....

me: ok.go here...then go here...and here....haa.there!
mama: lepastu?
me : ya allah.click la mouse tu mama.macam mana la nak dpt kalau tak click.haiyo!
mama: oh ye?

ya allah.i dont mean to kutuk mama or all those buta IT ones.tapi.ya allah takkan la nak click tu pun kena bagi tauuu.lomah den cani! ;( for the first hour,i can still tahan myself from berkasar with mama.then mcm tak tahan tu,dah suara tone geram2 dah.hohoh.

mama pulak,when she's using the computer,she keeps making those weird sounds.alaa macam budak kecik tengah main dengan favvy toy sendiri la.she's acting like a child,i tell you! mentang2 la dia deal dengan kids kannnnn. ;) jiwa budak kechil tau mummy ku.

mama : ok.then how do you know if its going to fit in?
me: print preview,ma. (for the 4th time.huh)
mama: where?
me: go here.then there.
mama: then?
me: click laaaa!! mamaaaaaaa.... :((((((
mama: oh! lupa.haha!

mama:ha.now i want to use just the blank one.no boxes.
me: microsoft word.
mama: where to find those?
me : (explain all over again)
mama: how to print?
me : just click that print button lah.its obviously there ma.in fact, you've printed those documents for about four to five times today.cant you remember how to do it? aiya.
mama: ala.sorry la!

then tonight.wah.penat la nak ajar mama ni.orang ajar bukan dia ingat.dia saja2 nak guna computer je.bukan nak belajar pun.layan je la! :(( sampai nak nangis aku rasa nak ajar mama aku niiiiiii.huwaaaaa.tahan je laaaaaa. oh,b4 this i showed her a few interesting articles from the internet.and then,just now,she asked me how to find those.what to type,where to click,where to find.penat nak jawab soalan yg sama banyak kali.i mean it! banyak kaliiii! :((

mama: i dont want these.i want like what you showed to me before.interesting articles.
me: ma,you have to explore the internet by yourself la.there's trillions of blogs,websites and forums etc. etc. all over the world.how do you expect me to know all those addresses? (getting on my nerves.hehe)
mama: then macam mana amal jumpa yg best2 tu?
me: explore!

yeah.friends.for those who had seen me typing,you surely know how fast i am at typing.see.my mama.she's typing sooo slow and asyik mengadu tak jumpa huruf on the keyboard.my gosh.mama! mama! mama! i just kept quite then.haha.tu la.when i ask her if she wants to practice typing first,she said no.she can find the letters.hoho.

lepas penat dia type2 tu.mama dah nak masuk bilik.i think i phiuhhhh-ed quite loud.haha.sebab lepas tu mama tanya kenapa.so i answered HONESTLY.
"penatla ajar orang tak reti guna komputer.its basic.takkan la tak tau"
and she replied,
"imagine how i teached you from small.ada mama mengeluh?"

er.sorry ma.maaf zahir batin.wuaaaaa!! insafffff! :(((( felt really guilty.

and last one,heres another picture yg gelap.nampak kan mama ku termangu mangu? x) aaahahaha.saaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaanggg mama! :)

thanks madam for being my mama,my teacher and my greatest buddy in the world! :) love you,xoxo!